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 13:17 | 31/Jan/2008
joke
Waiter, may i have a chocolate fudge.?Sorry mam we do not have chocolate today.ok. then may l have vanilla icecream with hot chocolate?....Sorry mam..we do not have chocolate.ok then may i have choco chipa?Mam can you spell fire as in fireworks?sure. It is ....F....I ....R....Eok. now can you spell draw as in drawer?sure. it is....D>>>>R>>>>A>>>>Wo... more...
 19:15 | 21/Jan/2008
JUST VISIT
JUST VISIT  healthandcash.reservemyposition.com It is not only interesting but also paying. Just try.You have nothing to lose anyway. more...
 19:01 | 21/Jan/2008
A PROMISE
YAAD NAHIN KAROGE............................................. TO SATAYENGE,   RUTHOGE................................................ ..................... TO MANAYENGE,   CHHUPOGE ....................................................... .........  TO DHUNDENGE,   DOST HAIN HUM, SAYA NAHIN, JO ANDHERE ME SAATH CHHOD JAYENGE.   RONE LAGOGE more...
 18:26 | 16/Jan/2008
wisdom
one thing that i have learnt after so many years is that............................................IN YOUR LIFE YOU MAY NOT GET WHAT YOU DESIRE BUT YOU INVARIABLY GET WHAT YOU DESERVE. Do you want to LISTEN to God?  Then first become SILENT.Pl know  that the word LISTEN is just a rearrangement of the alpfabets in SILENT. This is not by chance. The... more...
 17:46 | 16/Jan/2008
LAUGH
why do men chase wemen they cannot marry?Precisely for the same reason for which dogs chase cars they cannot drive. what do you say to a nasty woman with two black eyes?Nothing..... somebody has already told her twice. what precaution you should take while talking to a fool?Make sure that he is not doing the same. Whom would you like to marry? a wi... more...
 12:58 | 22/Sep/2007
Try it
This writing does carry a considerable amount of weight as it is backed by my experience.There was a time when I was a chain smoker puffing about 70 cigarettes a day on a conservative side. I tried a lot to give up this bad habit in vain. No amount of persuation or medication helped and I continued smoking despite my strong desire to stop it.Then o... more...
 12:49 | 22/Sep/2007
humour
Little Pintu  raises his little finger and asks his class teacher, Teacher,Can I go to bathroom? Teacher: MAY I go to bathroom. Pintu: No way.....I asked first. more...
 12:31 | 8/Aug/2007
Laugh
Once santa was in Delhi and was staring at the top of  the qutubminar. After a while a con man approached him and asked ,"Kyon saab, top floor pe flat khareedna hai?""jee haan",said Santa."To nikaliye advance,paanch hazar."Santa gives him the advance." Ab yahinpe rukiye,main seedi leke ata hoon." amd the con man walks away.After a few days Santa ag... more...
 12:59 | 1/Jul/2007
Why Not
Yes,after  pondering over the issue for a considerable period of time,I have come to the conclusion that even I can make my mark in Bollywood in a great way.Yes, I know that I am a bit overweight,but that does not matter.Yes, I am not handsome,but that does not matter either.You will be amazed to know that I have decided to be a stuntsman in Bollyw... more...
 11:58 | 5/Mar/2007
Laugh
Why do dogs chase the cars they can never never drive?................................................. ....................................................... ....................................................... ....................................................... ....................................................... .............................. more...
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 Namrata Sriv... | 18:39 | 22/Jan/2008
Friends: (205)  | City: Kanpur  | Interests: interested in alm...
..child is the grandfather of man..
I tell you, its tough to deal with kids, but its tougher to deal with old people and this becomes toughest, when you have two generation of people, who are absolutely 'anti' to each other, living under the same roof... and an exactly same situation is there at my home. Sometimes I see my mother in a tug-of-war fixed between my grand father and dadd...  more...
 meenakshi sh... | 16:48 | 8/Jan/2008
Friends: (160)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: reading, writing,...
The train incident
“As we rush as we rush in the train, The trees and the houses go wheeling back,But the starry heavens above the plain Come flying on our track”These lines held my thoughts when I was on my way to Kashmir by Jammu Tavi from Delhi. What a pleasant weather it was, not only outside the windows but inside the train as well.Children were brimming with li...  more...
 Elisabeth | 03:05 | 30/Jan/2008
Friends: (266)  | City: Amsterdam  | Interests: painting,drawing,...
Thinking of you....
My dearest, Thinking of you,I miss the fire,the arousal has gone,I feel grubby,as if I was assailed.. Thinking of you,I even miss the warmth,I wish to find it again,but I search in vain that hurts me so... Thinking of you,I feel nothing,I try so to remember,how lucky I was,How close we were... Thinking of you,I'm getting so cold,I wished I had ever...  more...
 priya | 22:18 | 16/Jan/2008
Friends: (73)  | City: Ghaziabad  | Interests: music,net surfing...
GOD Made U for a reason
God Made You For A ReasonWhen I look upon my screenI find a happy reasonthe joy that comes to me from youis gratitude so very pleasing.What a wonderful creatorthat made a friend like you.He placed a sweet kind personand gave me lots of comfort, too.A world without your kindnesswould be a sad, sad worldbut I don't have to worry,there's no need to be...  more...
 PREETI BOSE | 17:27 | 20/Jan/2008
Friends: (416)  | City: Raipur  | Interests: reading,making fr...
Time and Love
                                                 Once upon a time, in an island along with the feelings of Happiness, Sorrow and Love; Knowledge, Time and Beauty were also sheltered there. One day news came that the island will soon be drowned. Listening this except Love all the others started preparing for going to some other place. And as it was ...  more...
 Sweety bahl | 10:19 | 22/Jan/2008
Friends: (8)  | City: Jabalpur  | Interests: music,photography...
MEN BOASTING
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives."Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me.""Ah, last night I made love to my wife six ...  more...
 DENSON JOSEPH | 17:38 | 3/Jan/2008
Friends: (667)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Fitness
EMBARASSMENT OF Explaining molestation t...
Yesterday The HT reported how a group 0f  70 -80 hoolingans romped in the New Year by openly molesting & doing a "draupadi" boldly - throwing all caution into thin air in Mumbai & thereby making a mockery of our rotten law & order & its useless caretakers. Seeing the picture in the Newspaper my 7 year old daughter asked me innocently, " Papa ye kya...  more...
 ma ya | 17:52 | 28/Jan/2008
Friends: (182)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: watching cricket ...
joke........
Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai. Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai? Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai. Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali....!!!!! Beggar: Naii saab, GF ne Bhikari bana diya!  more...
 beena john | 09:52 | 30/Jan/2008
Friends: (307)  | City: Nagpur  | Interests: MOVIES, MUSIC, SH...
Three Diamonds
I have three Diamonds and they are precious to me. My life will go for a toss, if any of those diamonds go missing. My life would not have been the same without these diamonds of my life. Let me share these diamonds with you: My first Diamond - My Roots, My Love, My Values: My first diamond is those people of my life who love me unconditionally. It...  more...
 L KINI | 06:08 | 28/Jan/2008
Friends: (816)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: Netsurfing,Nature...
                  Train ride A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...because this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get y...  more...
 neetha nair | 09:58 | 29/Jan/2008
Friends: (349)  | City: Everywhere  | Interests: All that is betwe...
The bird flu and Me
There is  news about avian flue in West Bengal  every day. There are pictures with the news – of men and women carrying the  dead and alive birds and taking them away for “Disposal”. I have not even the vague idea of how this “culling” is being done exactly. There were pictures all over, of even live birds  being thrown to  pits and  covered alive....  more...
 dew drop | 20:34 | 5/Dec/2007
Friends: (115)  | City: Dubai  | Interests: reading
pyar
Humne dekhi hai un aankhon ki mehakti khushbooHaath se choo ke isse rishton ka ilzaam na doSirf ehsaas hai yeh, rooh se mehsoos karoPyar ko pyar hi rehne do, koi naam na doHumne dekhi hai un aankhon ki mehakti khushbooHaath se choo ke isse rishton ka ilzaam na doHumne dekhi hai…Pyar koi bol nahin, pyar awaaz nahinEk khamoshi hai, sunti hai kaha kar...  more...
 Misty Bella | 16:26 | 23/Nov/2007
Friends: (34)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: SEEKING MY NEW SE...
Jab We Met
Jab We Met Never in my entire life had I felt such a strong urge to get away by myself somewhere, anywhere, far from the daily grind. I realized that I badly needed a break if I were to be able to function normally without the bitterness and the grouses. Something else that had been brewing up for a while, suddenly failed to materialize, and I felt...  more...
 shivani narula | 12:28 | 22/Jan/2008
Friends: (101)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: READING
LOVE/ME -ME/LOVE ONCE AGAIN....
A mixed bag of emotions that I am. Want to give in to love unscrupulouslyYet want to be scrupulous.But who decides the thin line. Still debatingTrust is at stakeAt stake of loveWill it fail meWill it befriend me Have come far enoughPlaying hide and seekWith I me myself self taughtby experiences Now I know meInside out An open book that I amSo easy ...  more...
 Archana Sant... | 22:03 | 19/Nov/2007
Friends: (27)  | Interests: music...movies..t...
WORDS WOMEN USE
Hi EveryOne..!!I found this somewhere & decided to Share with all Of you!!...Cheers... Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.  Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before he...  more...
 Gagandeep Kaur | 18:53 | 1/Mar/2007
Friends: (259)  | City: Faridabad  | Interests: Internet surfing(...
Herez my msg to the men in power blue.wh...
Herez My Message to the Men in Power Blue : Be a team person and a leader I want in each one of you...........Full of that dash and drive that makes the opponent shivers……………Have that fire ….that zeal in you………..search for it inside you and search until you find it………..Project on the dynamism…...believe that you have the potential…… and also gain t...  more...
 Arpita Mahipal | 13:02 | 21/Aug/2007
Friends: (45)  | City: Kolkata  | Interests: music, writing, s...
Thanks to you all and BYE...
Thanks to all ilander friends and visitors for the constant love and wonderful response... Due to certain personal reasons, I am quitting iland. I haven't been able to login for the past several days, as you all can make out now... Pata nahi kab dobara likhne ka mauka mile... pata nahi kab aaun... isliye abhi ke liye "alvida"......KEEP SMILING, BE ...  more...
 Kunjal Thackar | 21:11 | 31/Dec/2006
Friends: (176)  | City: Gurgaon  | Interests: stocks,friends,tr...
New Year Wish
Happy New Year to all my blogger family May every day of new year be better than previous best day May you find more true friends on blog then u expected May you find health, wealth & character May all your wishes gets fulfilled May our friendship grow May god bless you Luv Kunjal  more...
 mesha bhat | 08:49 | 26/Sep/2007
Friends: (130)  | Interests: reading,poetry,pa...
He..He...This one rocks..
"The Obedient Wife" There was a man who had worked all his life, had savedall of his money, and was a real "miser" when it cameto his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife..."When Idie, I want you to take all my money and put it in thecasket with me. I want to take my money to theafterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him, ...  more...
 swati naik | 10:08 | 2/Dec/2007
Friends: (8)  | City: Storyland  | Interests: I tell stories......
Leave me alone
Leave me alone here,Where the shadows of the sun tickle my feet,Where sequestered moons of my twenty years, They rub their silver scales against lonely wounds. Here, where the night skies wallow in my smallness.I will worship my own godsI will fight my own demonsHere, the evening prayer chants carry my soulHere, the temple’s inner sanctum beckonsOh...  more...
 Reshma Thakkar | 16:01 | 24/Jan/2008
Friends: (1954)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Enjoying life as ...
!!! 21st Century !!!
 Our communication - WirelessOur dress - Topless Our telephone - CordlessOur cooking - FirelessOur youth - Jobless Our food - FatlessOur labour - EffortlessOur conduct - WorthlessOur relation - LovelessOur attitude - Careless Our feelings - HeartlessOur politics - ShamelessOur education - ValuelessOur follies - CountlessOur arguments - BaselessOur ...  more...
 savita dutta | 19:52 | 7/Jan/2008
Friends: (379)  | City: nomansland  | Interests: the PHOENIX rises...
    SAVI .......................................   STOP   BLOGGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    more...
 lalitha kris... | 09:04 | 14/Oct/2007
Friends: (219)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: Time ho toh batau...
The Road To Her
The road to her Begins where all roads to his past endTorrid deeds, craving needsBurning bright yet to be extinguished. The road to her Begins when all roads to his past endFollies committed, sins buriedStill fluttering yet to be unwinged. The road to her Begins where all roads to his past endTarnished heart, unkempt soulShining white yet to be ame...  more...
 Aparna Bagwe | 03:03 | 20/Jan/2008
Friends: (192)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Pets, Music, Book...
A SPIRIT STORYM lay on her death bed, surrounded by all her near and dear ones. Her husband, daughter, son, mother, sisters, even her three aunts were huddled around her. M was a much loved figure in family circles. Ergo, each and every one of her close relatives had gathered in a vigil ... perhaps hoping to keep death at bay. The youngest aunt P -...  more...
 Priya Joseph | 19:32 | 23/Jul/2007
Friends: (330)  | City: Navi Mumbai  | Interests: christian mysticism
Law protecting the Elderly
A society is known by the way it treats the helpless. As I glanced through today's edition of the Hindustan Times, this piece of news caught my attention. In the monsoon session of the Parliament there are plans to introduce a Bill protecting the rights of the Elderly. Wow! I am sure a much awaited Bill. The law would be applicable throughout the c...  more...
 Simran Kumar | 13:15 | 19/Jan/2008
Friends: (287)  | City: Sharjah  | Interests: Dancing , Travell...
Its just mine....
This is a true story...and will be continued in parts...Hope u guys like it....  The night was within its right frame of winds and tenderly swaying trees, with the moon glowing away to its loneliness. The high tide at the beach had now calmed down, .making the horizon, on the other end a lot more visible. Tamanna was seated across on the only bench...  more...
 Dheeraj Khanna | 21:15 | 19/Aug/2007
Friends: (332)  | Interests: cricket, movies, ...
The Bourne Series...... download now!!
The Bourne Ultimatum has turn out to be huge this summer in Hollywood. So I thought, why not give a tribute to that great spy-master Robert Ludlum who created Bourne and made him a delicious character, an anti-thesis of James Bond.So I give you the The Bourne Trilogy. Now available for download.Go ahead, get ready for a thrilling ride.Downloand the...  more...
 priya patankar | 00:42 | 23/Oct/2006
Friends: (145)  | Interests: reading, writing,...
Family time
I am at my parent's place vacationing (for the past 2 weeks) and it is time for meeting and greeting my family. The close scrutiny and comments I am subjected to during my annual holiday make me flashback to my teenage years (which seem like a few decades away for me but not for my parents.) Here are some exchanges with the family captured in vers...  more...
 kavita jai | 18:53 | 11/Jun/2007
Friends: (30)  | Interests: doin nothin
hi everybodyits been ages since i blogged there r 2 reasons1)uptill march end i had exams 2)the reason i blog todayi thought for a long time should go ahead with writin this or not finally i thought i needed to tell this to somebody or i would kill myself with the frustration.after the exams i went with my family for a vacation.we hadnt got reserve...  more...
 Himangshu Borah | 16:51 | 3/Mar/2007
Friends: (71)  | City: Guwahati  | Interests: rock music, heavy...
god created us
they say "God created us".. just pause 4 a moment and think.. is it really true?? can it be true the other way round?? dont u guys think rather "we created God??"  more...
 Malini Laskar | 14:23 | 26/Nov/2007
Friends: (55)  | City: Faridabad  | Interests: Life is beautiful
Thanks & Bye
Doston, Bahut dino tak aap logo ka sath raha, bahut izzat aur bahut pyaar mila aap logo se, par ab kuch karno se aap sabhi se izazat leti hu.... is vade ke sath ki wapas aaoungi ek din.... ek nayee jindagi ki shuruat ki khabar liye.... Aap sabhi ko mera bahut bahut shukriya.... Love Shailey      more...
 shree n | 22:49 | 9/Jan/2007
Friends: (32)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: cooking....readin...
my new year resolution.......
Every new year people make resolutions to change aspects of themselves they believe are .A majority of people revert back to how they were before and feel like failures. This year I challenge myself to a new resolution.I challenge myself to just be "MYSELF"I know this is gonna be tough as heart beats are the biggest hypocrites in the world....as th...  more...
 AdityaDas Menon | 12:43 | 26/Jan/2008
Friends: (1177)  | City: Cochin  | Interests: Romantic Yogi
HANDS OF LOVE -PART -19
My humble dedications To: Ek Ajnabee Mallu – Hope he has come back with all our prayers…..Marivin – A blogger who was once active here….If anyone can share a clue about her, it would be nice….Dileep Krishnan, Krishna Prasad,P.G.R.Nair, Jayraj, Maheen Misra, Amaya Lahiri , Nilesh Gore and Aravind Das……  Hands Of Love – 19 – The Last Passenger Train…...  more...
 seeniraj siv... | 17:27 | 20/Jan/2008
Friends: (79)  | City: Tuticorin-628005  | Interests: www.shivamaha.com
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